IT's D&DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

IT's D&DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!


I've got a 12-sided *die* and I'm ready to roll
With the wizard and my goblin crew
My friends are coming over to my mom's basement
Bringing Fun-Yuns and the Mountain Dew
I've got a big broad sword made out of cardboard
And the stereo's a pumpin' Zepplin
*It's* that time of the night
We turn on the blacklight
And let the Dungeons and the Dragons begin!

*It's* *D&D*
Fighting with the legends of yore
*It's* *D&D*
Never kissed a lady before

Now the *Lord* of the *Rings* and Dark Crystal and things
We use these as a reference tool
And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes
We're the *coolest* kids in the school
(No we're not.)
(I know.)

Now Tak's a real bastard, but a fair Dungeon Master
Has hit points and Charisma to lend
And I rehearse in my room, or what I call the "Dragon's Tomb"
When I'm not out with my girlfriend!

*It's* D&-
Woah, woah, woah. You've got a girlfriend?
Yeah, yeah...no.

*It's* *D&D*
Warriors who terrify
*It's* *D&D*
*Virgins* till the *day* we *die*!